While driving up to Walgreens...
D: What is that on the Walgreens sign?
Me: I think it's a motor and pestle.
D: What's that?
Me: You know... what they used to use in the old days to smash up the herbs to make medicine.
D: *Thinks for a second* How come witches brews always have eye of newt in them? There're probably a lot of one eyed newts walking around because of that.
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