A frog goes into a bank and walks (hops?) to a teller whose name, according to her sign, is Patty Wick. The frog says that he wants a loan of $100,000. "We don't give loans to frogs" says Ms Wick. "But I have collateral", says the frog. He then shows her a cheap statue of Elvis.
"That isn't worth nearly enough..." Ms Wick starts to say but she is interrupted by the frog who says, "And, furthermore, my father is Mick Jagger." "THAT DOES IT," screams the teller. She grabs the Elvis statue and marches with the frog to the office of the bank president.
"This frog," she says, "wants a $100,000 loan, says his father is Mick Jagger, and has only THIS for collateral. What is this thing, anyway"?
The bank president replied, "It's a knickknack, Patty Wick, give this frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
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