So Mr. and Mrs. Frog were recently married. They really wanted to buy a new house. So Mr. Frog went to the bank to see about a loan. He went up to a bank representative, one Miss Patricia Black, and said, "I would like to see about getting a loan to buy a new house." Miss Patricia Black said, "Ok Mr. Frog. Do you have any money for a down payment?" "I do not." said Mr Frog. "Well then," said Miss Black, "Do you have any collateral?" Mr. Frog pulls out a solid gold snow globe and hands it to her. Miss Black says, "Hmmm, I'm not sure what this is Mr. Frog or if it will count as collateral. I will have to ask my manager." So she calls her manger over. "I'm not sure what this is sir," said Miss Black. The manger responds with... It's a nic- nack Patty Black. Give that Frog a loan!
I heard that this weekend and laughed SO hard. I'm a sucker for stupid corny jokes. And that one just takes the cake!
Do you have any corny jokes you would like to share with me?
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OMG that one is a winner! Thanks for the early morning giggle. :)
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